At tea time, everybody agrees.

Own your chaos with a candle that delivers peak self-awareness—wrapped in humor and a soft pink glow. Whether you’re a Swiftie, a walking red flag, or just finally ready to admit that maybe (just maybe) it’s you... this one’s for you.

Scented with a cozy blend of warm vanilla, soft musk, and a touch of emotional damage, this all-natural soy wax candle is your new favorite coping mechanism.

Key Features:
💁 Iconic Self-Callout: “I’m the problem, it’s me” is the brutally honest mood we’re lighting up this season.
🌱 All-Natural Soy Wax: Because personal growth shouldn’t come with toxins.
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Poured with love and a little bit of existential dread in Oaks, PA.
🎁 Perfect Gift for the Self-Aware (or Not): Great for friends, breakups, or when your therapist suggests journaling.
🖤 Cute Enough to Display, Honest Enough to Heal: Looks sweet, smells amazing, hits deep.

Why You’ll Love It:
This candle turns your identity crisis into aromatherapy. Light it up, take accountability, and vibe.